Today's Phrase That Pays Goes To...

....Kendra Wilkinson about having sex with her husband Hank Baskett in her Dancing With The Stars trailer:

"On Tuesdays before elimination, [my husband] Hank would come over to the set and bring a bottle of wine, and we would have sex in the trailer before the results show," the former DWTS competitor writes in her new memoir, Being Kendra: Cribs, Cocktails and Getting My Sexy Back. "Whenever you saw me smiling on camera on Tuesdays, it's because I just had sex."

*walks away with my head down*