Terrell Owens BROKE! Child Support Responsibilities Revealed!

WOW! I feel bad for the man.....

Via TMZ:

Terrell Owens' financial situation is so dire, he filed papers in three separate child support cases to have his payments lowered ... because he makes ZERO DOLLARS ... this according to court docs.

A bench warrant was issued for T.O.'s arrest after he missed a court date with one baby mama ... to whom he's trying to lower child support payments.

Turns out ... T.O. has three OTHER baby mamas and over the past few months he's filed to have his payments reduced with two of them (and, according to his rep, he plans to file for a modification of support for the third).

For those of you counting at home, here's the scorecard ...

More under the break.....

Baby Mama #1, Monique Reynolds
T.O. and Monique have an 11-year-old son together. According to the papers, he paid $20,000/month in support until last year, when it was reduced to $11,202. He also gave her $100,000 to buy a house.

Baby Mama #2, Kimberly Floyd
They share a 7-year-old daughter, for whom TO was ordered to pay $20,000/month for back in 2005. In 2008, they agreed to drop that to $15,000.

Baby Mama #3, Samelia Miller
Miller gave birth to a son back in 2006. He was ordered to pay $13,400/month in support.

Baby Mama #4, Melanie Paige Smith
T.O. was ordered to pay $5,000/month for their daughter back in 2007. This is the only case where T.O. has not yet requested a reduction ... though his rep says he plans to ask for a modification.

At one point, Terrell was paying $20,000/month for two children? MY HEAVENS!!!

According to TMZ, T.O. is requesting a reduction in all of these cases. 

It would've been cheaper to just use a condom. *walks away*

Family Time: The Brangelina Crew Hit Tokyo!

And Tokyo will never be the same!

WHEW! This looks like a Kindergarten classroom on their way to recess. Am I lying? I don't see how Brad and Angelina do it. I would have no hair by now.....

Actors Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, along with all of their children - Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Knox, and Vivienne - were spotted making their way through Tokyo’s Haneda Airport earlier today.

The brood is in town so that Brad can promote his film Moneyball (which is a great film btw).

More of them under the break....

 

Exhausted!

Images: Splash

Spotted: Victoria Beckham And Baby Harper!

*melting* She's a little chubster, ain't she!

Victoria Beckham and her daughter Harper were spotted enjoying "Girl Time" at the park where her sons were engaged in football (soccer) practice in sunny California over the weekend!

Another of Vicky B and Harper under the break.....

I live for a chubby baby! Precious....

Images: Eroteme

Chris Brown Has A "Stan" In Paris Jackson!

Every time I see Michael Jackson's children, my heart breaks a little....but not this time! It's so good to see the GREAT job that Katherine Jackson has done with these children since losing their father! They are doing the normal things that teenagers should do, and let's face it....I'm not sure if they would've or COULD HAVE experienced this if their father was still alive. 

On Thursday night, Michael's daughter Paris Jackson and her friends were quite the screaming young gals as they took in the Chris Brown concert on his F.A.M.E tour when it hit the Los Angeles’ Staples Center. 

Check out some photos of Paris at the concert with Chris and T-Pain under the break.....

 

 

Paris is a gorgeous gal!

Spotted

SPOTTED: Nicole Richie And Little Harlow!

Precious!

Nicole Richie was on mommy-duty yesterday as she escorted her daughter (and look-a-like) Harlow to her ballet class in Los Angeles, California.

Harlow is growing to be so big and too cute in her pale pink ballerina uniform. Mom opted for an "all black everything" ensemble with brown heels, finishing her look off with her signature over-sized shades!

Oh! And have you guys noticed that Lady Richie has a shorter 'do? Are you feeling the cut?

More flix under the break....

 

 

Awwwww! I want a little girl!!! *wait...who just said that shyt?*

Images: Flynet

Reese Witherspoon And Her Mini-Me!

Striking! AND they're almost the same height....

Actress Reese Witherspoon and daughter Ava were spotted at Griffith Park in Los Angeles yesterday, where she picked her daughter up from school.

In related news, Reese was quoted during an interview recently explaining her fondness for friend Jennifer Aniston:

“There’s not that many people actually that have this incredible combination of sex appeal and complete love-ability. You just want to get your nails done with her, and you want to make out with her at the same time … at least I do!”

HA! More flix of Reese and Ava under the break....

 

Images: Flynet

Sneak Peek: Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon's Twins (PHOTO)!

Hi Babies!

And YES...it's another back of the head flick, but hey....be grateful dammit!!!

As we previously reported, proud parents Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon will debut their twins Moroccan and Monroe Cannon this coming Friday during a 20/20 television special with Barbara Walters. 

Why couldn't I be born to rich and wealthy parents? Lucky Phuckas!!! Dah well.....

Image: ABC/DONNA SVENNEVIK

Family Time: Jessica Alba And The Whole Fam At A Birthday Party!

Awwwww! Doesn't this pic make you wanna have a bunch of kids? Yes? Not so much? Okay....

Jessica Alba is in baby bliss as she spent some good old fashion quality time with her family - husband Cash Warren and daughters Honor and Haven - at a Los Angeles, California park for a friend's birthday party on Sunday.

The young family had a blast as older daughter got a chance to swat at a pinata!

More of the group under the break.....

Awwww baby!

Images: Fame

Meet January Jones' Son Xander!

Awwwwwww! Hey baby.....

January Jones was spotted for the first time publicly with her newborn son Xander Jones exiting a local office building in Los Angeles, CA yesterday afternoon.

That is one cutie-pie!!!

So ummmmm.....the father!?!?!? Care to explain?

More under the break.....

 

Images: Getty Images

Family Time!

CUTENESS! Sandra Bullock takes son Louis to a themed party in a park in LA over the weekend

More families under the cut.....

Robin Thicke and Paula Patton take their son Julian to 'Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch' in West Hollywood

Kendra and her family go for a stroll along the beach in Malibu. Ummmmm, does Hank have a job as an NFL player? Serious question...

Michael Jackson's children - Prince, Blanket, and Paris Jackson - appear together onstage to honor their father at the ‘Michael Forever’ tribute concert in Cardiff, Wales this weekend. Happy to see they are adjusting well....oh, and LOVING the 'fits!

Kourtney and Kim take Mason on a sightseeing excursion in NYC

Pink's baby girl Willow looks JUST like Daddy, yes?

Daddy David Beckham takes daughter, 3 month old Harper to get her passport in Westwood, CA on Friday.

Gisele Bundchen, Tom Brady and sons John Moynahan (Tom's son from a previous relationship) and Benjamin Brady, playing at a park in Boston

Seal takes his daughter Leni to karate class in Brentwood, California.

SJP and twin daughter Tabitha out and about in NYC on Friday

Images: Splash/Getty Images/x17online/StarTraks/Bauer Griffin

WOW! Mel B Is Slimming Down Nicely!

What type of genes does she have?!?!?

New mommy Melanie Brown hit the red carpet with daughter Angel (Eddie Murphy's seed) at the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards in Sydney, Australia yesterday.

This sighting comes after Mel B recently gave birth to her 3rd daughter, Madison, with husband Stephen Belafonte.

Another look at Mel and Angel under the break.....

 

Momma will be back in a bikini in NO TIME!

Images: Getty Images

Oh, Hey Suri!!!!!

Dancers, PRESENTING......Suri Cruise!!! *forget her mother standing there* It's all about Suri!

And those affected by this posting...YOU WILL DEAL! :))))))

More of "my love" under the break....

 

Images: PacificCoastNews

Daddy Daycare: Chris Rock And His Daughters!

Too cute! Being a daddy's girl myself, this picture melts my heart. Fathers are soooooooooooo important in their girl's lives.

Chris Rock engaged in a little father-daughter bonding time as he was spotted walking with daughters Zahra and Lola on the Upper West Side in New York City over the weekend

Family Time!

 Hiiiii Baby! Rocker Pink shares a sweet moment with her baby girl Willow in NYC yesterday afternoon!

More families under the break.....

 Nicole Richie and Joel Madden's kids are getting so big and too cute! Little Harlow is the splitting image of mommy!

 Twins Tia and Tamera out and about in New York yesterday. These girls have been all over the place as of late. Now this is how you turn a reality show into other ventures!

 Orlando Bloom, Miranda Kerr and baby Flynn in Paris for the Paris Fashion Week festivities

 Bethenny Frankel and daughter Bryn make a windy exit out of their TriBeca apartment building this morning

Celebrating her 24th birthday yesterday, (wow....can't believe how young she is) a pregnant Hilary Duff enjoyed her special day with older sister Haylie. Still no baby bump yet, eh?

Images: Fame/Splash/INF Daily/Ramey

Kevin Federline Shows Off New Baby Girl Jordan

How does this guy do it? 5 kids, no job? Oh, that's right...Britney's $$$, I forgot. But hey, women do it all the time, eh? Touche!

Kevin Federeline and his woman Victoria Prince set up some kind of photoshoot of sorts to show off the precious new member of the family, 6-month old Jordan Kay in Santa Barbara, CA yesterday.

More of the family under the break....

Images: GinsburgSpaly