"You only said this/to get my cash/and now Selena Gomez/is gonna kick my a**."
Hahahahahahahahaha! Jimmy Fallon ain't shyt for doing this.....
PS - And Black Thought, how did Jimmy get you mixed up into this? LOL...My Heavens!
“With the promo that we released, its kind of the direction I want to go in. There will be fun and different and things people have never seen me do before,” Selena told THR about what viewers can expect.Who helped you with this? Justin? Nicki Minaj? Who?
"There's always going to be guys who win championships in the NBA, except LeBron. Don't be mad. Everybody asks me who is better between Kobe or LeBron. I'm like, are you kidding me? Kobe has five championships and LeBron has zero."Hate to join in on the beating, but this is so very TRUE!
"I know he's going to get better in the 4th quarter this year"Shot Fired, Magic....SHOTS FIRED!!!!
“Within five seconds of seeing this video, I was calling everyone I knew and I was also receiving a billion emails,” says Nicki. “Everyone is like, ‘You have to see this little girl.’ She blew me away!”Awwwwwww!
"You don't even start in your own marriage"
"You're a bench warmer in your own house"
"He's a basketball wife"
"Shut the hell up and reap the benefits of being Kim Kardashian's bride"*faints*
“I was looking out for every sign of a bad ass heel. I was looking out for every sign of a sickenin’ ass sew-in. I was looking out for a plump belly with an epic fetus.”*drops mic and rubs belly like Beyonce did at the VMAs* YAAAAASSSSSSS
Whose kids did yall borrow??? LOL"Brangelina 2.0 hahahahahaha"
Tareq and Michaele Salahi are at the center of another strange controversy. Tareq reported his wife Michaele missing on Tuesday, but the Real Housewives of D.C. star tells authorities she's fine. The Warren County Sheriff’s Office released a statement Wednesday saying they had spoken with Michaele and she "assured the deputy that she had left the residence with a good friend and was where she wanted to be. Mrs. Salahi advised that she did not want Mr. Salahi to know where she was." It turns out that she's actually with Journey guitarist Neal Schon in Tennessee, where the band has a gig with Foreigner. "Nobody kidnapped her and they are in Memphis together," a Journey rep tells TMZ. Why she was with Schon wasn't immediately explained. Tareq had called the sheriff to say that he hadn't seen his wife for six hours and was concerned because he received a phone call from her from an unfamiliar Oregon number and believed she was under duress. Soon after, Deputy Mike Glavis spoke with Michaele on the phone and said she was "calm" and "engaged in the conservation." "Mrs. Salahi advised Deputy Glavis that she was very sorry that the Sheriff’s Office had to be involved, but she did not want to be home right now," the statement said. Tareq was then informed that his wife was fine, but told TMZ he believed she was forced to make the call by her kidnapper. "We are reaching to the public pleading desperately for your help," Tareq said in a statement. "We are asking the public to please be on the lookout for her, and if found please approach her and contact the authorities to intervene and that she may be forced to say she is OK, when in fact she is not and being held under possible abduction."Tareq, YOU IDIOT, she doesn't want to be with you anymore!!!!!!!!!! She ran off, and she's having sex with the guitarist. K?