Justin Bieber's Alleged Love-Child Revealed!

What say you, Dancers?!?!? Does the little one look like Justin?

Mariah Yeater , the dumb azz that's accusing Justin Bieber of fathering her child, and her 4-month old son Tristyn Anthony Markhouse Yeater just so happened to be out and about while the paps snapped pics.

Shady winch!

In related news, Justin will take a paternity test to prove he is NOT the father of Yeater's baby, and will then SUE: 

Our sources say Justin's lawyer, Howard Weitzman, contacted Yeater's attorneys Friday and conveyed the DNA test WILL happen. We're told Justin and his team are so serious ... they directed Weitzman to find a lab to do the test and Weitzman has already selected one.

Once the test shows Justin is not the daddy, Justin and his team will sue her. We're told Yeater's lawyers appeared "nervous" when they heard the news. This may explain why Yeater's lawyers went underground yesterday and did not return TMZ's calls.

Sources say Bieber and his team think it's important to file a lawsuit against Yeater to show there are consequences when somebody trumps up phony, hurtful allegations against a celebrity.

Damn right!!!

More of her and baby Tristyn under the break...

 Ewwwwwww! Did we not learn from Lindsay Lohan and her teeth?

This little boy is gonna grow up to HATE his mother...just watch and see!

Spotted

Justin Bieber: "Never Met The Woman" Mariah Yeater

Does anybody believe this story? 

Justin Bieber appeared on the TODAY show this morning to debunk the rumor that has followed him heavily all week: whether or not he fathered a 20-year old woman's baby, by the name of Mariah Yeater.

And Justin, with his cool self, denies all allegations and even says the he NEVER met her before.

"I'd just like to say basically that none of those allegations are true," Bieber said. "I know that I'm going to be a target, but I'm never going to be a victim."

He went on to explain, "It's crazy, every night after the show I've gone right from the stage right to my car, so it's crazy that some people want to make up such false allegations. To set the record straight, none of it is true."

To be clear, Lauer followed up by asking Bieber directly, "Do you know this woman? Her name is Mariah Yeater?"

"Never met the woman," Bieber said.

Can we make mention that this woman is claiming to have had sex with Justin when he was 16 years old and she was 19! Ummmmmm, can we say STATUTORY RAPE? Or, is it different when the rape victim is a boy? This winch is the dumbest I've seen in quite some time!

Jimmy Fallon Sings Justin Bieber's “(It’s Not My) Baby” (VIDEO)

"You only said this/to get my cash/and now Selena Gomez/is gonna kick my a**."

Hahahahahahahahaha! Jimmy Fallon ain't shyt for doing this.....

PS - And Black Thought, how did Jimmy get you mixed up into this? LOL...My Heavens!

Woman Claims Justin Bieber Is The Father Of Her Newborn

In official *blank-stare* news.....

WELP, Justin! Welcome to the land where groupies will LIE and pin babies on you. You can blame Maury Povich for this BS. 

A 20-year old California woman by the name of Mariah Yeater is claiming that pop sensation Justin Bieber fathered her three-month-old baby boy and is DEMANDING a paternity test "to scientifically confirm" he is the father of the child, according to court papers.

Listen, I wasn't in the bedroom when these two "allegedly" got it on, but if I was a betting woman, I would have to put my money on this young hoe LYING. YEP...just like that. 

Oh and to add insult to injury, this winch is asking the court for Bieber "to provide adequate support for my baby."

LOL! The BALLS on this one. 

So, how does Justin reply to this claim?

"While we haven't yet seen the lawsuit, it's sad that someone would fabricate malicious, defamatory, and demonstrably false claims. We will vigorously pursue all available legal remedies to defend and protect Justin against these allegations."

Selena Gomez, thoughts?!?!?