Showing posts with label Lindsay Lohan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lindsay Lohan. Show all posts

Monday, November 7, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Out Of Jail!


*SURPRISE SURPRISE*
Lindsay Lohan is already out of jail. She checked into the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California just before 9 p.m.. to begin serving her 30 day jail sentence. She served just four hours and was released due to jail overcrowding. The 25-year-old actress was sentenced last Wednesday after admitting that she violated her probation by not keeping up with court-ordered community service requirements
#WhiteGirlProblems

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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Gets 30 Days In Jail!


Via People:
A contrite Lindsay Lohan admitted to violating her probation in DUI cases and was ordered Wednesday to serve a month in jail. The troubled starlet, 25, must report to jail by Nov. 9. After her release, she also must continue to do community service at the Los Angeles morgue and attend psychotherapy sessions, a judge announced at the hearing. If Lohan completes all the terms, she will not have to serve an additional 270 outstanding days of jail time she had faced in cases in Beverly Hills and Los Angeles.
I'm bored with this girl.....

Monday, October 31, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Has New Teeth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Give Lindsay a Chanel bag!!!

She tweeted:
"Thanks Dr. Dorfman for the zoom. My gums are so sore though!"
For those that aren't aware, Zoom! is a teeth whitening procedure. But honestly, she looks as though her teeth are brand new, compared to those other teeth. I wouldn't be surprised.....

Image: Twitter

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Lindsay Lohan To Pose For "Playboy"


Ummmmmm. Don't you have to actually be "sexy" to pose for "Playboy"?!?!? *runs and hides*

Via TMZ
Lindsay Lohan is shooting nude photos for Playboy -- TMZ has confirmed -- and LiLo don't strip for peanuts ... the spread will earn her almost a million dollars! Sources tell us the deal has been in the works for months, and that Lindsay balked at an initial $750K offer because she wanted ... ONE MILLION dollars ... to show the world what her momma gave her (apologies for the DiLo reference). We're told Hugh Hefner and Co. recently came back to Lindsay with an offer less than her asking price -- but close enough for her to sign on the dotted line. No word yet on which issue Linds will be featured in ... but it's a good bet she'll be on the cover. Lindsay's rep said, "I can neither confirm or deny at this time." Playboy didn't immediately respond to our email or phone call. According to sources, the shoot started over the weekend -- which means Linds was juggling her court ordered morgue duties ... with getting nekkid.
Let's just pray she keeps her mouth closed in the spread.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Take A Look At Lindsay Lohan's 5th Mugshot (YES...#5)!


*soft sigh*

Dancers, keep in mind. This girl is 25 year's old. Crazy.....

Parents, please hug your children! PLEASE...they need it.

Image: Getty Images

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

BREAKING: Judge Revokes Lindsay Lohan's Probation....Bond Set!


THIS GIRL!!!! First her teeth, now this. *sigh*
What was meant to be a routine progress report stemming from a jewelry theft case ended Wednesday with actress Lindsay Lohan leaving the courtroom in handcuffs. Judge Stephanie Sautner made it clear throughout the hearing that "probation is a gift," and the troubled starlet did not meet her required hours of community service. "I'm revoking her probation," said Sautner. "Miss Lohan has created an impossibility to perform this sentence that was given to her by her own actions," she said. The actress, who arrived in court wearing a white top and white scarf, was taken into custody. A hearing was tentatively set for Nov. 2. Bail was set $100,000. During Wednesday's hearing, the judge focused on nine appointments at the Downtown Women's Center that Lohan missed. The judge also noted the sessions were supposed to last four hours. Lohan allegedly visited once and only stayed for about an hour. (MORE)
*in my Tyra Banks voice* I was rooting for you....we were all rooting for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Although Lindsay could face up to a year in jail since having her probation revoked, more than likely that will NOT happen. The judge said Lindsay must complete 16 hours of community service at a morgue before her upcoming November 2nd hearing.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Apparently Hasn't Visited The Dentist Since She Was 5


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Lindsay, you and your rotten teeth better SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!

I'm sad. No. FORREAL. This shyt is unacceptable. UN-AC-CEPTABLE.

Instead of just walking the red carpet and keeping her mouth closed at the "Saints Row: The Third" movie premiere last night in LA, actress Lindsay Lohan decided to scare the public and show off her....(is it okay to call them teeth?).

JESUS be a dental plan with good benefits.

And another thing. Why does this 25 year old look like she is 45?

More of this under the break.....




 Did she have lasagna? Or is that just the normal color?
 
 
Better yet...JESUS be some soap!

I don't wanna live anymore! *hops in casket, lays down, closes it, crosses hands over chest...DEAD*

Images: INF Daily, Splash

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Kisses Her Boss, Yall!


Ya know Dancers, I'm not really shocked by the kiss at all. I'm more so surprised at the fact that Lindsay is back on the Penis Train again. Knew it was only a matter of time. Which sort've confirms my fact that Linday was NEVER a lesbian. Samantha Ronson just had a magic vagina. Wonder where I can get one from? I digress.....

Lindsay Lohan was spotted getting all too familiar with fashion designer Philipp Plein AGAIN, this time exchanging smooches with him on a romantic dinner date in Milan Italy yesterday. 

A source reveals to the press that, "Lindsay has been staying in Philipp’s room every night since she arrived. There’s a lot of chemistry there.”

Well Damn! I hope you're getting paid extra boo-boo!
More of the "couple" under the break....

 
 
Classic "Girl Who Has Been Getting Good Dick Lately" Face...I can dig it!

Images: INF Daily

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Spotted: Lindsay Lohan And Designer Philipp Plein Holding Hands


Ummmmm. Hmmmmm. Lindsay, exactly HOW did you get this new spokeswoman gig exactly? Because, shyt....I know how some people get down in Hollywood! Just sayin'.....

Lindsay Lohan and new boss, designer Philipp Plein, were spotted yesterday hand-in-hand shopping in Milan, Italy. 

Holding hands, eh? Yea, okay.....

More flix under the break....


 
 
BE CLEAR. I'm not all the way mad at Lindsay. Slim is easy on the eyes if I might say so myself....

Images: INF Daily/Splash

Monday, September 26, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Has A Job, Dancers!


And while it might not be an acting job, COT DAMMIT it's a job!

She has not secured a lead movie role in years, so now Lindsay Lohan hopes to pay her bills as the face of a new collection from German designer Philipp Plein, the New York Post reported Monday. Bizarrely, Lohan admitted that the collaboration came about so “spontaneously” that she had not met Plein until Friday or seen a stitch of the designer’s new line until Saturday. But Sunday, she posed for Plein’s new campaign at a shoot in Lake Como, Italy. “Something important to know about this collection is that its expressing something a little bit more edgy,” Lohan said, wearing a skintight black dress with spikes on the shoulders. “And I think maybe people’s perceptions of me have been kind of taken out of context just from what you see and read.” The troubled actress admitted that she and the designer “just met Friday,” but Plein thinks she is perfect. “For me she’s authentic, she’s talented, she’s beautiful,” he said at a news conference at Milan Fashion week. 
Call me crazy and naive, but I am rooting for this girl. I want her to win!

Lindsay at the Philipp Plein shoot in Italy under the break......



 
 
 
*fingers crossed* that she stays on the straight and narrow and can book a movie next!

Images: Getty Images/INF Daily