Donatella Versace Shops In NYC.....You've Been Warned!

I'm sorry, Dancers. No. I really am.

Enter under the break if you dare.....

 

 

Ladies who engage in plastic surgery: THINK ABOUT IT! This can be YOU. 

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When Spray Tanning Goes Wrong: Kim Kardashian!

Snooki?

Ummmmmm. Am I the only one that sees a problem here?

Kim Kardashian celebrated her 31st birthday with husband Kris Kardashian, friends and family at The Darby restaurant in Manhattan last night. Despite the recent split rumors that have plagued their realtionship from Day 1, Kim and Kris put on a brave face for the paparazzi and the world.

But the bigger issue is Kim's hands being a different color than her face. WTF, dahhhhling!? I demand you get a refund....NOW!

More of Kim and Kris under the break....

 

 Kim Kardashian...the Queen of Opulence.

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Lindsay Lohan Apparently Hasn't Visited The Dentist Since She Was 5

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Lindsay, you and your rotten teeth better SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!

I'm sad. No. FORREAL. This shyt is unacceptable. UN-AC-CEPTABLE.

Instead of just walking the red carpet and keeping her mouth closed at the "Saints Row: The Third" movie premiere last night in LA, actress Lindsay Lohan decided to scare the public and show off her....(is it okay to call them teeth?).

JESUS be a dental plan with good benefits.

And another thing. Why does this 25 year old look like she is 45?

More of this under the break.....

 Did she have lasagna? Or is that just the normal color?

 

 

Better yet...JESUS be some soap!

I don't wanna live anymore! *hops in casket, lays down, closes it, crosses hands over chest...DEAD*

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Mel B Welcomes A Baby Girl + Had To Be Carried Into The Hospital (PHOTO)

WHOA! That looks like it hurts....

Congratulations are in order for former Spice Girl Melanie "Mel B" Brown as she and her husband Stephen Belafonte welcomed a healthy baby girl into the world at around 5am at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles.

But that news didn't come with a bit of a scare. Melanie was spotted being almost carried into the hospital by her husband and a bodyguard after having severe contractions, as evident in her facial expressions in the above picture.

WHEW! I've been TOLD this pain feels like hell.....

No word yet on the name or weight of the little "Spice Girl".

Mel B takes to Twitter to announce the baby's birth (I don't understand how or why women do this! Twitter would be the LAST THING on my mind) + more flix under the break.....

 

Images: Splash

Alyssa Milano Is Ready To Pop....Literally!

Good Gawwwd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm serious....I don't think I can do this when it's my time. I'm hurting for her.....

A VERY PREGNANT Alyssa Milano and that massive baby bump of hers was spotted getting pampered at an L.A.-area salon Tuesday afternoon. Probably in preparation for the big day. 

Look at her legs and feet! Help her Jesus....

I REPEAT: Women >>>>>>>>>>>>> Men

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