Today's Phrase That Pays Goes To...

.......Snooki!

"Snooki's definitely not a role model -- Snooki's just there to have fun in life -- Nicole, I would say, I can be a role model. I'm very strong, independent and I'm loveable, I guess."

We "guess" too, Snooks! A HOT MESS, but she is indeed loeveable!

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Coupled Up: Snooki And Boyfriend!

Snooki and her on-again-off-again boyfriend Jionni Lavelle (whom she has had a TUMULTUOUS relationship with) were spotted celebrating their 1 year anniversary at STK restaurant in New York City last night. 

Can I just keep it real for a second, Dancers? Thank you. *clears throats* There is NO WAY on God's green earth that this man is REALLY in love with Snooki. NOPE....don't believe it. As charming and endearing as she is, I'm sure he is more in love with the perks and benefits that come with dating the wild reality star. Have you see the antics and some of the things she does on the show? No man in their right mind would "wife up" a girl like Snooki.

And Snooki, trust and believe that this Post was written with love!

More of the "love birds" under the break....

 

 

 I love this gal....I REALLY do!

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Sneak Peek: Snooki Goes Ballistic On The Situation On Tonight's "Jersey Shore" Episode (VIDEO)

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WHOA! Somebody go and sit on Snooki, please.....Home-Girl went HAM!

On tonight's explosive "Jersey Shore" episode, Snooki confronts Mike "The Situation" on him allegedly having his friend call up Snooki's boyfriend Jionni and spilling the beans on their "hook-up".

Snooki picks up EVERYTHING in sight and just starts throwing objects trying to KILL Mike.

Jesus Take The Wheel!

Sidebar - and oh yeah, Snooks....as much as I love you, you know DAMN WELL you hooked up with Mike! Ray Charles (RIP) could've seen that....

GOSH I LOVE THESE KIDS!

Snooki And Anderson Cooper, AKA 'Mr. Anderstand', Go Spray Tanning!

This is HILAR! EVERYTHING about this video is sooooooo wrong, yet so RIGHT!

Get into the video above of Snooki and the Great White Hype Anderson Cooper going spray tanning during  a segment on Anderson's new daytime talk show!