Sneak Peek Of The New Season Of "Jersey Shore" (VIDEO)

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WHAT?! You thought they were done for a while?!?!? NEVER!!!!

The guido/guidette gang will be back in Seaside, NJ for Season 5 of "Jersey Shore" airing soon.

PS - Poor Pauly!

"Jersey Shore's" Ronnie And Sammi Have Split....Again

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Somebody alert God and make him put an end to this...these two were meant for each other! (for those of you that rode the short bus in school, I'm displaying MAYJAH sarcasm here)

It was fun while it lasted. After two tumultuous years together, Jersey Shore couple Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Sammi Giancola have called it quits. "We are not together," Ortiz-Magro confirmed to Us Weekly at Tuesday's Paranormal Activity 3 superfan screening in New York City. Following an explosive spat seen on Jersey Shore's third season in fall 2010 -- he stomped on her glasses and called her a "spoiled bitch," leading to a breakup -- the pair reconciled to film their fourth season in Florence, Italy. "Being in Italy, in such a romantic atmosphere, brought us together," Ortiz-Magro told Us prior to the show's August premiere. "The first week was rough -- everyone was like 'Oh, my God.' But [Sammi and I] didn't fight at all in Italy. [It was] probably the highest point in our relationship." Jersey Shore's Paul "Pauly D" Del Vecchio -- who saw the couple fight, break up and make up during the show's filming in Florence, Miami and Seaside Heights, N.J. -- tells Us he prefers his pal single. "I love single Ronnie," Del Vecchio says. "When he's doing the relationship thing, I let him do his thing, I don't get involved. When he's with Sammi he's a different person. She's a difficult woman!"

Listen, my life would be complete if these two would leave me alone (yes...ME)! 

Sneak Peek: Snooki Goes Ballistic On The Situation On Tonight's "Jersey Shore" Episode (VIDEO)

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WHOA! Somebody go and sit on Snooki, please.....Home-Girl went HAM!

On tonight's explosive "Jersey Shore" episode, Snooki confronts Mike "The Situation" on him allegedly having his friend call up Snooki's boyfriend Jionni and spilling the beans on their "hook-up".

Snooki picks up EVERYTHING in sight and just starts throwing objects trying to KILL Mike.

Jesus Take The Wheel!

Sidebar - and oh yeah, Snooks....as much as I love you, you know DAMN WELL you hooked up with Mike! Ray Charles (RIP) could've seen that....

GOSH I LOVE THESE KIDS!

WERK, Sexy....

.....somebody is giving Snooki a run for her money in the "sexy" department! WHO MADD?!?!?

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Snooki And Anderson Cooper, AKA 'Mr. Anderstand', Go Spray Tanning!

This is HILAR! EVERYTHING about this video is sooooooo wrong, yet so RIGHT!

Get into the video above of Snooki and the Great White Hype Anderson Cooper going spray tanning during  a segment on Anderson's new daytime talk show!